Friday, March 26, 2010

No lie man.

And I never thought I'd feel this way
And as far as I'm concerned
I'm glad I got the chance to say
That I do believe I love you
And if I should ever go away
Well, then close your eyes and try to feel
The way we do today
And then if you can remember
Keep smilin', keep shinin'
Knowin' you can always count on me, for sure
That's what friends are for
For good times and bad times
I'll be on your side forever more
That's what friends are for
Well, you came and opened me
And now there's so much more I see
And so by the way I thank you
Whoa, and then for the times when we're apart
Well, then close your eyes and know
These words are comin' from my heart
And then if you can remember, oh
Keep smiling, keep shining
Knowing you can always count on me, for sure
That's what friends are for
In good times, in bad times
I'll be on your side forever more
Oh, that's what friends are for
Whoa... oh... oh... keep smilin', keep shinin'
Knowin' you can always count on me, for sure
That's what friends are for
For good times and bad times
I'll be on your side forever more
That's what friends are for
Keep smilin', keep shinin'
Knowin' you can always count on me, oh, for sure
'Cause I tell you that's what friends are for
For good times and for bad times
I'll be on your side forever more
That's what friends are for (That's what friends are for)
On me, for sure
That's what friends are for
Keep smilin', keep shinin'

Sometimes a No is really a breathless Yes!

Been working on Lady M non stop ever since she told me we had broken up. See I don't believe in a no from a Lady, especially when she sighs when kissing me. I kept at her like a shark and yea today this morning I won her embrace. To any guy reading today's post, hey bro you have not made love to a woman until you take a older woman to your bed. Jack they honeys know things that GAWDDAM MAN!

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Thats what Friends R 4

Lady "M" and I had a huge ass talk and shes so fucking right. I'm bad news for her. It hurts deeply to lose as a woman I would have married in a heartbeat like Sandy. Instead where going to be rommies for a bit until I move out to my own digs. Today I got Temporary restraining order against Jimmy for attacking me. Sandy sill get a kick from that if she reads this lmao. I laugh cause people seem to think I'm lying to them? why? don't know but they get so fucking surprised when I win my court battles. I guess OMFG ROFL, I AIN'T AS STUPID AS I LOOK!!! Filed it and was granted today by a Judge and tell you truth I like going in front of a Judge and arguing my case. So some bad news for me and some white collar criminals first ok? I LOOK AT MY HANDS AS I TYPE THIS AND  FEEL MY POWERS SURGING WITHIN.

Hired myself to Bail Co's and litigation support services. You's price a man's head and I'll get it for ya..always in a legal way. Figured it wouldn't swing and tomorrow I have an interview a big sfv outfit. I think right now in my life I need to chase Human down again. To see his or her eyes as you walk or drive by each other knowing full well each others position, but the hunted never quite believes its his or her day. Until its to late. If it goes well tomorrow the gig should be bring in lol..bailers? As it is. I "MARKETED" some older dude to get his claim going to get his 5grand bike back. Sat I see the dud with the captive bike. He thinks I'm a very possible client lmao what a marroon. LMAO I used to nail punks like sats defendant all the time back in the day.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Love is Strange huh

 Today I weighed myself at CVS Pharmacy and came in at 147 lbs. When I left my house in Oct 2008 I was like hmm 319 lbs.Am a comfortable loose size 28 waist size. Last night Lady M and I saw movie called Thelma and Louise and she said I was skinner than Brad Pit in movie. That's like a 20 year old movie. Lady M knows all about Muscles and named new ones that had become well defined on arms and tummy.As I kissed her face from above I think I fell in love with her hard. How does,  as a very good friend called me once, "Man Whore", know when hes in love?..simple enough to answer, but a tingling forever to understand.

Its how she hugs as you lay on top of her. Does she caress your face and head or just look up at you? Mines does the first. I hope yours doesn't do the latter.


 Slim Harpo
Strange love
Cutest thing I ever seen
Strange love
Cutest thing I ever seem
You remind me of something
That I have seen in a dream

Can I take you out to dinner
Some place where we can be alone?
Can I take you out to dinner
Some place where we can be alone?
Tell you how much I love you
Then let me hold you in my arms
(harmonica & instrumental)

You as sweet as honey
Love to be yo' honey comb
You as sweet as any honey
I love to be yo' honey comb
Then when the time is right, darlin'
There'll be some lovin' goin' on.

Friday, March 19, 2010

Upside to being a Guy? lots! lmao

What makes Lady M different from the rests and sure she like every other women out there. I mean that being like every other human being out there. A goddamn plan? if you be that lucky that you can actually believe you can plan your life. Not in my case,but wow have fallen for this Lady M. She has finally finished her manuscript and his shopping for a literary agent. Am sure it will get published as like me shes an immortal and always gets what she or he  like in my case whatever we truly want. she MAKES ME LAUGH HARD WHEN SHE pushes against me  in bed and says I have the strength of ten people but pyhsical dont loook like I could do that. Lol yea I get that alot or used from evil ones. Now I travel with Lady M and am seriouly thinking about making plans with her have to straigethen out little details like how many times I want to have sex daily,weekly and monthly...its a big number and in most humans probaly a dealbreaker but who knows lets see.

Take it off Baby

When your girlfriends a E Cup anything is possible baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Last Job I had was like 25 years ago

Got to work today at 6:30 am and wow I just had a ball of a day with French Chefs, lmao hardcore cats and kittens. We just sang back and forth songs and memories of France as we manned the line and dealt with legions of starving customers.. Hell I don't even like France in general except for Paris of course. Am more of a I love Rome kind of a guy. My highlight of the day was when Frank owner of the joint gave me his niner and a 2 dollar raise and said, to all that "I was now not only a sauce line chef,  but also in charge of Security and disputes". What happened next I did for Lady M's sake or I guess a moment in time for her to have witnessed if she had been present. I unloaded clip showed it to all, clipped it in pointed it at my head and pulled the trigger..click lmao like anything would have happened lmao man. You can imagine my colleagues of the line and the million questions after that little stunt. I haven't had a job since I was a teenager and mostly been self employed all my life. Its a ball to work for somebody else and no longer have to be a fucking show or be performing to make a buck. Still I want to be rich again and this time lmao and this time. Iwon't forget to bring the gravy lmao.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Trippy mad trippy

Lol the transformation is now complete. I emerge now stronger, leaner and more humane than ever I could have thought possible. In my most weakest of Moments I never cursed God and always begged him for his favor. In my total of life I've always gotten whatever I wanted. Today I got a job in a French Restaurant as a Line Chef? When I saw add in newspapers I was like hmm, could I do French Food? Shrugged thought how different can it be from Northern Mexican or Central American food for that matter. The Head Chef asked me point blank, what I knew about making French crepes,pastries and some sauces. I told him that I didn't know one goddamn thing about making them,but since I've been to different regions of France about a dozen times,hence I knew how the Food should "TASTE". She called me in a for interview and a I guess a "lets see what you can saute grill off". Her attitude was intense when she saw me lightly brown the shallots with a tiny mix of saffron dust and lobster butter. When she asked where I gotten that sauce mix recipe from I told her from the back of a bazooka Joe Bubble gum wrapper. We became friends on the spot. Morrow I start at 6:30 am as a "Sauce Man". Rofl man

Monday, March 15, 2010

am way over my head

Lady M is a "Survivor" and unlike any other I've ever met, this one is deadly and incredibly easy to fall for. All I can say is she wields a precious heart that lives what others only can  "preach" of. You're quite the woman Lady M.

Monday, March 8, 2010

Gosh I hope I don't sound Bitter?

Yea I've done a lot of bad fucking things. I'll always miss you Sandy, but I truly understand you. I changed my life easily as quickly as a Southern breeze changes, I loved ya deeply Sandy. I feel deeply for Lady M as she well is just as kind as you. We lived a different love you and I kid. Now I go onto this road with new love and courage in my heart, I have no hatred or anger toward my past but admiration's for the great things I did and continue to do so. I've been Lucky as I always found women that fell in love with me and I as well with them. I have a wonderful girlfriend now. Whats mine is hers and yet soon she has she has already discovered what I'm am and what I can do. I walk into church daily one on melrose and vine. I stand there at the Altar for a few minutes and ask for Happiness for Sandy and hers,but I ask God to please let me take care of Lady M properly as possible. She is kind, incredibly pretty but more importantly she has a heart bigger than my my sexual drive.

i TOTALLY DIG ON THE WAY i LOOK AND CAN'T WAIT TO BUY NEW CLOTHES MY LIFE'S ABOUT TO CHANGE FOR THE BETTER AND i COULD CARE LESS WAS POOR FOR ALMOST A YEAR AND HALF. I've BECOME QUITE THE LITTLE MISER ROFL. I sue now anybody that so looks at me wrong. I no longer take people with my hands. I simply arrest them and sue their asses off. See I don't give a shit if I win or not as long as I get to cross examine them on the stand lmao that's where the fucking party lays. So maybe a a million or 2 or maybe just a couple of k's so what I stuck Jimmy in jail and the point of that was simply bitch remember the fucking Almo. Jimmy you and Mom pull;ed the plug on my Dad. Well insect now I pull the plug on you cunt.on this day forward never will you work for a corp 500 and Jimmy I aint even got warmed up. My fucking goal is to strip of your "granted citizenship" and have your frijole eating ass deported back to that third world of a shithole called Mexico, yea half that shit Mexican blood is mine by my Pops and the other other half is Salvadorian by Mom, but you forgot something you piece of Mexican trash. I'm an American and baby Its "D" day and all those times as a kid you told me the USA was a thief and and on its way to decline lmao well bitch you tell that to the Jude at your Trial and Aryan Nation waiting for you at state prison

Cause sweetie am turning states evidence in against you hmm, I think hmmm, lets see according to Homeland  Security's received emails I say 10 minutes? BTW didn't even think I'm spending a fucking dime on a lawyer see baby I'm as good as one and darling you and the bench outside of the ex-parte room are bout to be real tight. BTW the restraining order against your useless ass should be served on you by tomorrow if not let me know so I can personally shove it up your ass. Let me spell this out so even a dumbfuck like you can understand Jimmy. Is not a threat, casual pipedream. I won't rest or stop until you have met Justice at the hands of a Judge. In case all this vemon dripping blogging was too hard to understand below is simpler even for a thing you to understand.

I A M C O M I N G FOR YOU. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo <3

 Johnny Cash sang this song couple days of ago tom me at the Gene Autrey. Mueuem

And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder: One of the four beasts saying: "Come and see." And I saw. And behold, a white horse.
There's a man goin' 'round takin' names. An' he decides who to free and who to blame. Everybody won't be treated all the same. There'll be a golden ladder reaching down. When the man comes around.

The hairs on your arm will stand up. At the terror in each sip and in each sup. For you partake of that last offered cup, Or disappear into the potter's ground. When the man comes around.

Hear the trumpets, hear the pipers. One hundred million angels singin'. Multitudes are marching to the big kettle drum. Voices callin', voices cryin'. Some are born an' some are dyin'. It's Alpha's and Omega's Kingdom come.

And the whirlwind is in the thorn tree. The virgins are all trimming their wicks. The whirlwind is in the thorn tree. It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks.

Till Armageddon, no Shalam, no Shalom. Then the father hen will call his chickens home. The wise men will bow down before the throne. And at his feet they'll cast their golden crown. When the man comes around.

Whoever is unjust, let him be unjust still. Whoever is righteous, let him be righteous still. Whoever is filthy, let him be filthy still. Listen to the words long written down, When the man comes around.

Hear the trumpets, hear the pipers. One hundred million angels singin'. Multitudes are marchin' to the big kettle drum. Voices callin', voices cryin'. Some are born an' some are dyin'. It's Alpha's and Omega's Kingdom come.

And the whirlwind is in the thorn tree. The virgins are all trimming their wicks. The whirlwind is in the thorn tree. It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks.

In measured hundredweight and penny pound. When the man comes around.

And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts, And I looked and behold: a pale horse. And his name, that sat on him, was Death. And Hell followed with him. 

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Later Good People

Am leaving tomorrow for SF for a fact now. I know my relationship with Lady M is a lie and is going nowhere. She lies to me and expects me to believe her. She doesn't do it for me sexually anymore, she did in the beginning but now she feels she doesn't have to. Well then shes probably way too old for me then so off I go to find a younger girl. They told me a woman that's never been married or had kids is most likely a nut job, now threw in my control issues and you have a madhouse brewing. I think I need the time to build a base and build myself up for now. Like a friend said just get a one night stand when your all jacked up and in heat. He's right. I gave jenny to a friend and the idiot fell in love with a girl that needs more than a few guys in here. Lol man what a fucked world we live in huh. Throw in a ex wife of thirty years that still can't get over me yet, my kids that she withholds from me seeing. So I turn to you holding a blade that could skin a gator with a swipe and ask should I give a shit on what any mother fucking human has to say to me. Are my man hunter skills still sharp? rofl man. Couple of days some businessmen in Cammrillio asked me if I could find some dudes that had bounced some serious bread on him. He  was like I'll give you a laptop and some cash if you can find them. I found them hours ago as I talked to one I heard the baby he was carrying in his arms crying and with a kroup cough. I told the dude what to do with kid, drive him around the block at dawn and get some steam shower in the kids lungs vapor and all that. The other fucker is like 70 years and was breathing through a oxygen mask. I told him I had wrong house and walked away. See Sandy I am most capable of Mercy and understanding. God has given me a gift of finding anybody on Earth except I can't find myself or a true love for that matter..ironic huh. I weighed in today 148 lbs and ma now officially done losing weight. I fit comfortably in size 28 waist size and that's I ever wanted. I can now pick up beautiful women as easily as a fat man picks a dozen glaze doughnuts. To that I say so what. I can't find my soul anymore or the reason to give a shit about another human being. I think I lost my way on Gods path and in spite of my efforts I think I lost Gods love too. My own family has attacked me and now Jimmy faces assult and battery charges for attacking me. Even though  A tOUR bUS COULDN'T EVEN Scratch ME IN England. i WANT THIS MMOTHERLESS FUCK Processed TO THE FULL EXTENT to the full extent of the law and and of course am bringing full legal action against him and the insurance policy at el puesto. He served tainted to customers after the health inspector told him not to and I stopped him. He was a lousy restaurant person and is really a dirty man.

Sandy no Woman of your unique and uncomplicated quality of a woman has ever loved me like you did. I will adore you for the rest of my life and will always think of you. This phone you have on me will be dead by the time they lock up Jimmy like a fucking dog in a cage, but my email that you have is always there just for you Kid. You ever in San Fransisco look me up in a year according to lawyers i'll have serious coins in my pocket and would love to take you around the world a little bit, Bye Sandy to the most honest and purest Woman God even made. Kiss Doll.

Monday, March 1, 2010

wow man

you learn something new everyday and sometimes it just aint nice or right

Love Destroys Evil everytime.

I like to work out everyday and I walk a min of 4 miles a day. I stop by Church early in Morning and thank God for my daily breath and  to please watch over my Kids and Sandys. I always use my last Dollar to light a candle for Lady M in gratitude for her love and quiet respect for me in this difficult time in my life. Lady M has eyes that only Supergirl can have. Today M read some of her poems and well I'd never been with a highly educated women before and I don't mean a snob or shit, but someone that has the ability to use words to point out emotions of feelings there exist daily but we don't see. I think I have fallen in love with Lady M. She offers what she has, of course I don't accept anything from her except her tender embraces as we make love nightly. Sandy was right I needed an older woman in my life. Lady M has been the Standard that I mark myself daily as I search for a job. Have a couple of interviews today. Don't know If 'ill get them but I checked out cruise prices. Am selling Benz, if I get the job am taking Lady M on a 3 day cruise to Mexico. What a blast that will be for us and a complete and totally personal victory for me.