Monday, December 14, 2009

She saved me...again



So there I was at skinny's getting a group ready to head back to my apt for a mad orgy and I guess I was a little sad at how my sex life had changed so drastically. After all who doesn't want to be innocent and wide eyed again. Edgar and I had a small group ready and as we stood on sidewalk with rainfall all around us. I stood against wall watching Edgar giving directions on how to get to my place in in the unlikely event they get lost, lol they never ever got lost on the way to a roman style orgy lmao. As I stood there with the the two that were mine for the night. I felt such an incredible sadness overtake me. Enough that, I excused myself and pretended to buy a hotdog couple 100 feet away.

As I stood under cart umbrella, I held back tightly the rush of emotions that suddenly hit me my soul like a tour bus in Piccadilly square. (BTW I did the bus thing 6 years ago and as you can plainly read I still am alive). As I stood there looking at my young group of folks laughing and excited bout what they were going to do. I overheard one babe yell to another couple passing by to join them for their own version of Melrose Place? I assumed its a porn or tv show. I stood there smiling look at my little group of horned out couples. I thought this was now my life. The alternative is a lonely life in an apartment watching as age rushes in like frigid waters flooding a sinking cruise liner.

My cell rang and it changed my life. It was lady "M" calling me at 1:00 am. I grabbed the fucking phone so fast that it fell into a vat of mustard at the hotdog stand. I was so happy to hear her sweet little voice. Told her my car was fucked up, yea the wipers had broken and well it was going to be one hell of a trip back home, but rain had stopped for a bit. She said she would pick me up and my heart so fucking skipped. I ran to my car told Edgar to get his people ready like right then and there, he did, We came back to my place and I packed an overnight bag as fast as possible. Edgar and Jenny couldn't believe that I was bouncing out of an ORGYand exchanging it for a relationship that was barely taking off. I just laughed as I packed my shit and they both followed me out to see who the fuck this lady was. When they saw us embrace in car they both smiled at me gave me a thumbs up and they went back inside. I took off with Lady "M". I was so gawdam happy to be with her. I felt that she had saved me from myself and I was grateful as a man and as her friend. We talked and kissed that night and I fell deeply in love with her.

Next day as she ate lunch. I asked her if she would like to move in together. She was shocked and said we only knew each other 3 months. I laughed and said, "yea but I want you to marry me". Yea she was a little floored. Shes been single all her life and has a heart of steel and doesn't easily bend, but as God is my witness shes the prettiest woman that's ever lived and her way takes my breath away. Don't even get me started on her fine body. Will she marry or even move in with me? I don't know but to tell you guys the truth, for this girl I'm ready to fight life and everything it brings us as I'm crazy about her.

Thats why I kill this blog today as she read some excerpts and was hurt by it that she cried in her car as I stood there trying to make her feel better. I never want to see her cry like that again over something I wrote so with a simple push of a button I murder this blog and quit blogging. She played the videos above and my dark heart was swallowed whole by my lady's sweet soul, as I saw her smile looking at video. I knew then and there that no where on this earth was there a noble and finer woman than the one that floated before me looking at video. Lady"M" am coming for you Darling your life has changed me for the better and my love for you and about you will change yours as well.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Yea Women Worldwide...sigh


Want some really money saving advice? Kinda of advice that literally buys you an extra month of Paris and Rome? First of all if you never been to Europe, wow man its the BESTEST place on Earth. That's why 007 James Bond lives there..lol. Upon landing in Rome, you'll feel the weight of the World lifted from you're shoulders. Our overworked conscience that does its best to guide us daily around, through our temptations, will marvel as our ever controlling ego, including the blindness and preconceived foolish ideals that lurk and at times speak for us...just die a horrid death of self awareness. Witness how all the qualities that weigh Men down, melt away as you are magically enveloped by the splendorous vision of Woman.

The advice I speak of is simple and very cost effective. Use priceline in Europe for mad savings. Before that look some guys can take you being a player and same for some ladies. Yet I think its wrong to tell a guy, you (a girl) loves him all the while your playing the field. Hell It doesn't matter me. After all, we're both looking for that FINAL clean loving score right? If we are true friends, we can overlook our forays into the area of "hey maybe this person is it, instead of me or her road"? Yet to tell a guy that you love him when he knows that not only its not true, but he can see you on another dating site (hehe I get a weekly history report of my pc) its kinda creepy man!!

I mean shes sweet, hot and fun to be with, but I rather be good Friends than where she was heading to. I figure if a honey I'm seeing is going to lie to me about her attached status, well best not to travel that road. Rather hear like, "ok dude your like only guy or maybe the 3rd dude". I'm cool with it lets just change some of the dynamics of the relationship so we "harvest"( lmao what a word) what we both enjoy of each others being. The alternative is to steer the friendship into a revolving, brief friendship. If its meant to be, it will be. Won't matter if your dating one dude and seeing me or dating the entire 7th fleet.


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Love Constipation.

Yea am plugged up with all the emotions that come with loving more than 3 ladies. Never been through this. Think am taking a break from all this womanage and heading out to chill at a rain soaked beach.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Mini Wall Climber

Apparently (3) girlfriends ain't E-nuff. Just met a beauty at 7/11 and wow man. She was freaking HOT! Outside when I pointed to my car she said nice antique..rofl man. I said yea perfect for an old gran turino kinda of a guy. She walked over said I wasn't that old and joined me for some coffee at McDonald's. Shes only 33, single, never married & no kids. She just moved here couple months ago from Atlanta and to tell the truth I like to see this girl more.


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Car really drives up the walls and across the ceiling MAD COOL!

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Rope Swing Fail

Very Weird Story I tell, at least for me. Last weekend I spent it with Lady M until Sunday morning. Shes an incredible find, but she still doesn't get it that a weekend with me means; exactly that. Knifing me a day short is like shooing a sleepy alley cat away, he's going to find another friendly house to crash at. Yet I was like well hells bells, as I left her place and thought I'll hit the beach and do a few miles walking it.

As I head down little road down from ocean park down to PCH. Jenny calls me exactly as I was deeply thinking bout her. That wasn't weird and it always happens with us. What was really freaky was this. I busted a u-turn and picked up Jenny, she only lives maybe 10 mins or less from PCH. As we drove back to the beach she asked me why I hadn't picked up her calls this weekend. Even though women say their cool with you being free and all that "I ain't a possessive chick" disclaimers, its not true. At least Women I've dated. So I tell her I hung out with my "boys" at some tailgate party. This is where she nails my soul and heart right to the tree at beach.

Yea I know where theres a tree right on beach just few miles from sunset blvd intersecting PCH. Jenny goes on to tell me that she had something of a weird dream about me and a girl. The FREAKOUT is this. Jenny says that in her dream girl I was with was crying and I was hugging her. The Freakout?????????? That exactly happened the night before with Lady M as we went through a heavy moment. She cried and I hugged her..It was like Jenny was right there.

See my problem is this. Now that I've been only dating honeys half my age. You also feel more protective over them. I couldn't tell Jenny I was seeing somebody else, even though she kind of knows. So instead of the truth, I told her that I ran into some old friends and that one of them had gotten drunk and had cried to me at party. Reason I had to tell her that lie or anything at all, was that she was right about a girl and me in her dream. Reason is simple and goes beyond what I may gain or lose. She has a clairvoyant gift and a strong one at that. One day it could save her or family's life. So I had to tell her that she was right and that a girl was in my arms crying. Apparently It turned out ok, as she spent Sunday with me until dawn.

Its going to be a long time before I ever trust a woman with my heart. She can have my wallet, keys to my car and apartment, but never will she hold sway over my Heart. To every Honey reading my blog that has been touched and kissed me back. Thank you, but I travel alone from now on.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Last Night

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Last Night lyrics


(feat. Diddy)

[Diddy:]
Last night.
I couldn't even get an answer.
I tried to call but my pride wouldn't let me dial.
And I'm sitting here with this blank expression.
And the way I feel, I wanna curl up like a child.

I know you can hear me.
I know you can feel me.
I can't live without you.
God, please make me betta.
I wish I wasn't the way I am.

[Keyshia Cole:]
If I told you once, I told you twice.
You can see it in my eyes.
I'm all cried out with nothing to say.
You're everything I wanted to be.
If you could only see your hearts belongs to me.
I love you so much.
I'm yearning for your touch.
Come and set me free.
Forever yours I'll be.
Baby, won't you come and take this pain away.

[Diddy:]
Last night.
I couldn't even get an answer. (You said you couldn't get an answer baby)
I tried to call but my pride wouldn't let me dial. (But that should never stop you)
And I'm sitting here with this blank expression. (Sitting there, I can't reach your mind baby)
And the way I feel, I wanna curl up like a child. (The way I feel, a baby)

[Keyshia Cole:]
I need you and you need me.
This is so plain to see.
And I would never let you go.
And I will always love you so.
I will...

If you could only see your hearts belongs to me.
I love you so much.
I'm yearning for your touch.
Come and set me free.
Forever yours I'll be.
Baby, won't you come and take this pain away.

[Diddy:]
Last night. (Oh, last night)
I couldn't even get an answer. (Baby why you wanna do me, yeah)
I tried to call but my pride wouldn't let me dial. (Why won't you just call me baby oh?)
And I'm sitting here with this blank expression. (Don't sit there baby, no, no, no)
And the way I feel, I wanna curl up like a child. ( Alright, I'm so alone; I'm so lonely, baby)

[Bridge:]
Tell me the words to say,
To make you come back,
And work me like that.
And if it matters I'll rather stay home,
With you I'm never alone.
Don't want to wait till you're gone,
Let me be, just don't leave me.

[Diddy:]
Last night. (Yeah)
I couldn't even get an answer. (Couldn't get an answer baby, oh)
I tried to call but my pride wouldn't let me dial. (Call me baby, why couldn't you just dial
me baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby)
And I'm sitting here with this blank expression. (Don't sit there, no)
And the way I feel, I wanna curl up like a child. (Alright, I'm so alone, I'm so lonely baby)

[Keyshia Cole:]
I need you and you need me. (Need you, I need you)
This is so plain to see.
And I would never let you go.
And I will always love you so.
I will...

If you could only see your hearts belongs to me. (Only see)
I love you so much. (So, so)
I'm yearning for your touch.
Come and set me free.
Forever yours I'll be.
Baby, won't you come and take my pain away. (Hey)

[Diddy:]
Last night.
I couldn't even get an answer. (I couldn't catch you baby, no)
I tried to call but my pride wouldn't let me dial. (Call me baby, why couldn't you just dial
me baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby)
And I'm sitting here with this blank expression. (Don't sit there, no)
And the way I feel, I wanna curl up like a child. (Alright, I'm so alone; I'm so lonely, baby)

[Keyshia Cole:]
Why don't you pick up the phone and dial up my number?
And call me my baby.
I'm waiting on you.
Why don't you pick up the phone and dial up my number?
Just call me up baby.
I'm waiting on you.
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Love both of em ^_-

What a holiday? LMAO!

Email to my girl on Friday night:

Hi Beauty looking forward to tonight :) How about I bring over some sweet dessert to eat while we look for a movie to go see? or anything you like k? Miss you so badly can't wait to see you! waiting for your call k so I can bounce over there lol.

xoxoxo

El_Delicioso, Tu Hombre..

Marianna quien es tu Padre? (inserts El_Delicioso's chuckle here)
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(Her Reply after we spent weekend together.)

Marianna to me

show details 4:28 PM (9 hours ago)

Hahahahahahahahahhaha!

I love you, Daddy.

M.
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Friday, December 4, 2009

Bed Rock



Bedrock Lyrics

[Lloyd]
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock Girl
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock

[Lil Wayne]
She Got That Good Good,
She Michael Jackson Bad,
I'm Attracted To Her, For Her Attractive Ass,
And Now We Murderers, Because We Kill Time,
I Knock Her Lights Out, And She Still Shine,
I Hate To See Her Go, But I Love To Watch Her Leave
But I Keep Her Running Back And Forth Like A Soccer Team,
Cold As A Winter Day,
Hot As A Summer's Eve,
Young Money Thieves,
Steal Your Heart With Ease.

[Gudda Gudda]
I Like The Way You Walk, And If You Walking My Way,
I'm That Red Bull, Now Let's Fly Away,
Let's Buy A Place, With All Kind Of Space,
I Let You Be The Judge, N-N And I’m The Case,
I’m Gudda Gudda,
I Put Her Under,
I See Me With Her, No Stevie Wonder,
She Don't Even Wonder, Cauz She Know She Bad,
And I Got Her Nigga,
Grocery Bag.

[Lloyd]
(Okay)
Oh Baby,
I Be Stuck To You,
Like Glue Baby,
Wanna Spend It All On You,
Baby,
My Room Is The G Spot,
Call Me Mr. Flintstone,
I Can Make Your Bed Rock Girl
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock Girl
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock

[Nicki Minaj]
Ok I Get It,
Let Me Think, I Guess It's My Turn,
Maybe It's Time To Put This Pussy On Ya Sideburns,
He Say I’m Bad, He Problly Right,
He Pressing Me Like Button Downs On A Friday Night (Ha-ha),
I'm So Pretty Like,
Me On My Pedal Bike,
He On My Low Scrunch,
He On My Echo Whites,
He Say Nicki Don't Stop You The Bestest,
And I Just Be Coming Off The Top As Bestest.

[Drake]
I Love Ya Sushi Roll, Hotter Than Wasabi,
I Race For Your Love,
Shake And Bake Ricky Bobby,
I'm At The W, But I Can't Meet You In The Lobby,
Girl I Gotta Watch My Back, Cauz I'm Not Just Anybody,
I Seen Em’ Stand In Line, Just To Get Beside Her,
I Let Her See The Aston, And Let The Rest Surprise Her,
That’s When We Disappear, You Need GPS To Find Her,
Oh That Was Your Girl?
I Thought I Recognized Her.

[Lloyd]
(Okay)
Oh Baby,
I Be Stuck To You,
Like Glue Baby,
Wanna Spend It All On You,
Baby,
My Room Is The G Spot,
Call Me Mr. Flintstone,
I Can Make Your Bed Rock Girl
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock Girl
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock

[Tyga]
She Like Tanning,
I Like Staying In,
She Like Romancing,
I Like Rolling With Friends,
She Said I'm Caged In,
I Think Her Conscious Is,
She Watching That Oxygen,
I’m Watching ESPN,
But When That Show End,
She All On My Skin,
http://www.elyricsworld.com/bedrock_lyrics_young_money.html
Lotion,
Slow Emotion,
Roller Coasting,
Like Back Forth Hold It.....
She Pose Like It's For Posters,
And I Poke Like I'm Suppose To,
Take This Photo If You For Me,
She Said Don't You Ever Show This,
I'm To Loyal..,
And To Focused..,
To Be Losing..,
And Be Hopeless..,
When I Spoke This,
She Rejoiced It,
Said Your Word Get Me Open,
So I Closed It,
Where Your Clothes Is,
I'm Only Lovin’ For The Moment.

[Jae Millz]
Uh
She Ain't Got A Man,
But She's Not Alone,
Miss Independent,
Yea She Got Her Own,
Hey Gorgeous,
Uhmmm,
I Mean Flawless,
Well, That's What U R How I See It Is How I Call It Yea,
L-Look It How She Walk,
MMHMMM She Know She Bad,
Do-Do Your Thing Baby,
I Ain't Even Mad,
And I Ain't Even Fast,
Imma Stay A While,
Hold Ya Head Chris,
I-Imma Take Her Down.

[Lloyd]
Oh Baby,
I Be Stuck To You,
Like Glue Baby,
Wanna Spend It All On You,
Baby,
My Room Is The G Spot,
Call Me Mr. Flintstone,
I Can Make Your Bed Rock Girl
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock Girl
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock
(Lil Wayne)
Gudda Gudda,
T-Streetz
Mack Maine,
Jae Millz,
Tyga,
Drizzy Drake,
Nicki Minaj,
Hey Shanell,
(Young Lloyd)
OOO, It's YOUNG MULA BABY
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Thursday, December 3, 2009




Because Of You lyrics

[Verse 1:]
Want to, but I can’t help it
I love the way it feels,
It’s got me stuck between my fantasy and what is real
I need it when I want it, I want it when I don’t
Tell myself I’ll stop everyday, knowin’ that I won't

[Bridge:]
I got a problem and I don’t know what to do about it
Even if I did, I don’t know if I would quit but I doubt it
I’m taken by the thought of it, and I know this much is true
Baby, you have become my addiction, I’m so strung out on you
I can barely move but I like it

[Chorus:]
And it’s all because of you [3X]
And it’s all because…
Never get enough,
She’s the sweetest drug

[Verse 2:]
Think of it every second
I can't get nothing done,
Only concern is the next time, I’m gonna get me some
Know I should stay away from, cause it's no good for me
I try and try but my obsession wont let me leave

[Bridge:]
I got a problem and I don’t know what to do about it
Even if I did, I don’t know if I would quit but I doubt it
I’m taken by the thought of it, and I know this much is true
Baby, you have become my addiction, I’m so strung out on you
I can barely move but I like it

[Chorus:]
And it’s all because of you (all because of you) [3X]
And it’s all because…
Never get enough,
She’s the sweetest drug

Ain’t no doubt, so strung out [2X]
Over you, over you, over you

Because of you,
And it’s all because of you,
Never get enough
She’s the sweetest drug, she’s the sweetest drug

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Just got a Benz using this Yahoo

Will post pic of my car tomorrow am pretty happy with it. Its an oldie but my first benz hehe.

































Hard 2 get is Everything.


Observations of a "player"? If you want to score tons of hot chicks and endless supply at that. Here is what works for me. Get something your really good at socially, mines dancing and flirting. Now run with it whatever it may be, cause that's really you and not some fake job. Now here comes the hard part, but son get it down and you'll always have women. Keep in mind this first and you will be fine. Remember forever that you will always see Beautiful Women with ugly trolls, but you will never see a guy with ugly women (personally I feel ugly women don't exist, their all gorgeous).

I can only speak for myself and to the dudes that emailed me, "how can we get some too" Here is what works for me. PLAY HARD TO GET..... TO A POINT. You ever go fishing at the lake or Ocean? Sometimes you resort to a time tested method. Its called fish calling. You can chum the water, but from a pier or surf not to effective. What you do is cast your line out far as you can, then reel it in fast. Do this several times, make that "bait impossible" for fish to catch. Around the fifth time your going to catch a fish and a huge-ass nice one too.

If you get hung up over a babe after getting caught up in her magic. Dude then don't even look back and haul ass imagine shes a great white shark going to eat you if you slow down. Unless you want to be taken by her of course. Trust me its a painful death and I advise you play the Field before you hunker down with just "one".

American women love to hunt their men down to the ground. European women like to be chased, stalked and finally caught. So if your into a hot American beauty then kick it bro, chill be yourself, chicks don't go for the looks right away. An act of chivalry or well placed smile and your own words will bring out the best in her and she will fall for you.

Play hard to get fellas! Don't always answer the phone when she calls and more than anything get to know her as deeply as you can. Not only will you enrich yourself with her past,present and future dreams, but it will add a tremendous depth to your time in bed sexing it out. When I came out of warp speed from a 27 year marriage. I was clueless on how to get women by my side again.

After some really painful trial and errors..am now here at a good spot. Who knows where I'll be next year or with whom. Have 2 incredibly special honeys am seeing. Ones Asian from Santa Monica and the other hottie is African America from Hollywood, but she prefers to be called "black" lmao gawd I love these girls.

Am I handsome? LMAO NO!! Am I young? rofl, hmm is 48 young? Am I rich? nah... Am I a Jerk? ROFL PROBABLY!!

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Best on the Net!

Girls are trippy. As much as you do your best not to fall or care for them, its so fucking impossible not to. Always wondered why I cheered on 2 teams during superbowl or world series. Figured I won either way, as I went for how the teams played and not focused on one team only. I love my girlfriends deeply. I stay with only two of em as they take all my time and care. Yet I know that by March if I haven't decided on whom, than its on to Spain and to my destiny or final destination. Yesterday and today been grounded at home.

I have vertigo for a couple days and am falling all over the place. I prefer to have vertigo than the freaking flu. Its almost gone, so Jenny calls me asks me what am I doing today. Tell am chilling at home she says shes gonna hang with some friends since I have the vertigo. Basically at first I was happy to hear she wasn't coming. Am totally sexually exhausted. She just called back asking me what was this "vertigo", I explained it. She became concerned and insisted and yea won her way over to my place. I love this girl, yea young enough to be my daughter, but Christs sake shes so alive and happy compared to so many others.

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