Monday, June 29, 2009

Profile I saw on a dating site

Profile I saw on a dating site LOL MAN.

"P.S. I CAN'T STAND SHOPPING!!! Detest all shopping malls everywhere. The disintegration of the nuclear family and MALLS have brought this country to its knees! (rant, rant, pant, pant) Okay. That's over.

P.P.S. No offense meant, but I won't respond to anyone in which the only picture he has is one in which he's wearing sunglasses. The eyes are everything.

P.P.P.S. And as for Disneyland, I'd rather be dragged by my tongue across broken glass. I'm allergic to wine (under the table and vomiting after one sip). And no slogging through the sand holding hands on the beach. There should be a "cliche" button on every keyboard.

Oops! There's that cliche again. "STOP. GO TO JAIL. GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL. DO NOT PASS 'GO.' DO NOT COLLECT $200!" I'm a landlover at heart. Give me ROCKS!!!! RED, RED, SOUTHWEST ROCKS!

And what's all this about "Drama/No Drama?" Sounds like anyone who mentions the "D" word already has a script written and the roles cast.

One more thing and I'll shut up. Online dating is a fusion of desire and imagination and can therefore be very dangerous for the tender of heart. So open your mind; get a cliche key installed and WAKE UP. The love you find may be in the package you least expect.

As ever,"

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Can't be Wrong forever man.

Hmm well the babe canceled our date lol Friday and Saturday dates in a row. Yea she called both days to talk at night for a couple hours, but right now way I feel. Think am going with the older girls for a bit. I tried this dating full on hardcore Moms and tell you the truth, it's too dam much to handle. At least I know now, I totally lack the depth of experience to handle a new family. Am still saying goodbye to my family and grasping onto a new family dynamic, in the wake of divorce. So no more younger girls with Kids. I can fix myself and not bring an abrupt, life altering change to a woman, thats not a problem for me. Just got back a couple of emails from a certain beauty (53) and wow man. Thats what I'm looking for, that kind of talk and outlook. She says in her email, "So I will call you." Hehe I don't know why, but LOL been getting butterflys all day after reading her printed email. Never printed a girls email before to read all day as I did this or that. I think shes madly pretty and her age only excites and makes me wonder about her even more. I wait for her next word, be it written or spoken. I look forward to it.

I was born with the wrong sign
In the wrong house
With the wrong ascendancy
I took the wrong road
That led to the wrong tendencies
I was in the wrong place at the wrong time
For the wrong reason and the wrong rhyme
On the wrong day of the wrong week
I used the wrong method with the wrong technique

Wrong

Wrong

There's something wrong with me chemically
Something wrong with me inherently
The wrong mix in the wrong genes
I reached the wrong ends by the wrong means
It was the wrong plan
In the wrong hands
The wrong theory for the wrong man
The wrong eyes on the wrong prize
The wrong questions with the wrong replies

Wrong

Wrong

I was marching to the wrong drum
With the wrong scum
Pissing out the wrong energy
Using all the wrong lines
And the wrong signs
With the wrong intensity
I was on the wrong page of the wrong book
With the wrong rendition of the wrong look
With the wrong moon, every wrong night
With the wrong tune playing till it sounded right yeah

Wrong

Wrong
(Too long)
Wrong
(Too long)

I was born with the wrong sign
In the wrong house
With the wrong ascendancy
I took the wrong road
That led to the wrong tendencies
I was in the wrong place at the wrong time
For the wrong reason and the wrong rhyme
On the wrong day of the wrong week
I used the wrong method with the wrong technique

Wrong

Saturday, June 27, 2009

What a Song to Dance to. :)

I no longer chase after Women.

Lol Man what haven't I done. I love the expression of self realization that life may end in in the next few minutes if you play your cards wrong with me. LOL. Today I stapled a mans soul to his hallway cause he was a recipient of bad things in the snail mail. Kinda staples that you use to fasten cement items to a wall, in other words a big OUCH...LOL!!!!!!!!!! If your a human you better think twice about the time involved in the crime. See the good or lucky fuckers get prisons. The ones that Gods pissed at or unlucky ones get me and my kind. Natalie loved bear trap. Me I prefer the blade. We all have out little preferences in life on how to express Gods love or displeasure toward others..yes?

Friday, June 26, 2009

What a Broken Heart Teaches.

What lessons can a Man learn from a shattered heart? Simple one really, "RESTRAINT". Yea its like burning yourself on a pan from range, you never forget. Makes a difference when wooing a babe on phone. Also learned to listen better and focus more attention to her details. So yea when this babe asked me personal details about my life, I told that info would be best saved for dinner and changed the subject back to her. Have decided since I love younger girls I no longer let them decide so much regarding "us", after all am the older one and in the end "Daddy" knows best LOL!!

I have a thing for black girls and apparently they share the same regarding me. This will be the third girl I go out with and I couldn't be more excited. First, you have never danced until you dance with a woman from the islands and she has a Delicious chocolate bar color especially with lights or moonlight pouring over her. Yet there is fucking more. Look down as you dance so tightly against each other and when she looks up at you with those huge magnificent eyes wow man..just wow.


I know you're out there somewhere
Moody Blues

I know youre out there somewhere
Somewhere, somewhere
I know Ill find you somehow
Somehow, somehow
And somehow Ill return again to you

The mist is lifting slowly
I can see the way ahead
And Ive left behind the empty streets
That once inspired my life
And the strength of the emotion
Is like thunder in the air
cos the promise that we made each other
Haunts me to the end

I know youre out there somewhere
Somewhere, somewhere
I know youre out there somewhere
Somewhere you can hear my voice
I know Ill find you somehow
Somehow, somehow
I know Ill find you somehow
And somehow Ill return again to you

The secret of your beauty
And the mystery of your soul
Ive been searching for in everyone I meet
And the times Ive been mistaken
Its impossible to say
And the grass is growing
Underneath our feet

I know youre out there somewhere
Somewhere, somewhere
I know youre out there somewhere
Somewhere you can hear my voice
I know Ill find you somehow
Somehow, somehow
I know Ill find you somehow
And somehow Ill return again to you

From the words that I remember
From my childhood still are true
That theres none so blind
As those who will not see
And to those who lack the courage
And say its dangerous to try
Well they just dont know
That love eternal will not be denied

I know youre out there somewhere
Somewhere, somewhere
I know youre out there somewhere
Somewhere you can hear my voice
I know Ill find you somehow
Somehow, somehow
I know Ill find you somehow
And somehow Ill return again to you

Yes I know its going to happen
I can feel you getting near
And soon well be returning
To the fountain of our youth
And if you wake up wondering
In the darkness Ill be there
My arms will close around you
And protect you with the truth

I know youre out there somewhere
Somewhere, somewhere
I know youre out there somewhere
Somewhere you can hear my voice
I know Ill find you somehow
Somehow, somehow
I know Ill find you somehow
And somehow Ill return again to you

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Trippy man.

Wow am dating again and wow it rocks even more than the first time. Babes from Belize, a Creole? lol dark skinned even more than me. Has 3 daughters 2 of em college other lives at home. Second woman I date that has 3 kids. Them babes are all hardcore and no bullshit. Well this time all my armor is new and fits well. I have a happier smile and a blacker soul. Yes I am ready.. <---Walks to steed and jumps on all the while adjusting his lance, turns looks at people reading blog post, smiles and bows from mount wishing all bloggers well this weekend. :)

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Top Song!

I give up drinking, it stops now.

I may not be the President of these United States, but I have more will power than he does. Am all about saying goodbye to bad habits. I gave up a bad marriage, February 09 I gave up cigarettes used to smoke a pack a day, last October I gave up a litter of soda pop a day. Two months ago as I saw my dream of a relationship go south I started to drink Rum. Well I lost the babe, yea takes a great idiot to ruin something like I had, well hello I am that idiot. Instead of stopping the bottle at that point. I figured I had lost the babe so lets make eveil monsters feel my pain too. I would make evil suffer even more and yes I made It suffer like no others have before.

I also hung around with the wrong women, lmao THAT I DON'T REGRET! Rofl.. I mean they were madly hot and naughty. Yet this is not the life I wanted or thought I would end up with. Few minutes ago bought a fifth of Barcadi and just finshed throwing it away in trashcan out back. Thats how I quit cigs, soda and anything I want basiclly. I buy it whole and then just throw it away in bag or wrapper right into dumpster. Hope this helps those trying to quit bad things in life. BTW I quit cause I like this girl and I don't ever want her to hear me drunk. LOL dude the stuff a Man will do for a girls future love, huh?

AwwwwYeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMFG wow man if this isn't a sign I don't know what is. Just got a date with a mad beauty from Belize. This would be the second time I start an intense relationship with an Island Girl. First Babe was Jamaica and wow man I never felt cooler than being a man until I was with a a Dame from Jamaica. Island women have a way of bringing in a guy to their arms and souls like the moon driven tides. They have such an eternal almost ghost like quality when the moon light dances on their bodies that you go nuts for them. Way they stretch themselves out all so willing not just like for the moment but when you stand above them and they reach out for you. Its all trance and mermaid like. When I talk to Anne I can feel her casualness, its a certain twang to Island girls voices unique only to them. It makes you want to drop whatever your doing and just "Sail" over and make love to her all day. Island Girls = The Pirate in Ya!

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Thank you God!

May "have" a date soon with a beautiful and just fucking hardcore woman (Don't know if I have the skills to land it). Since "T" Girl , I haven't been much interested in taking a friendship past the "dam good Friends for life" level. Until I spoke to this "woman" yea even this word "woman", I find it inadequate to describe her physical beauty not to even try to delve into her inner being. Last week and this week as we have spoken on phone. I've been so careful to spell everything out and not assume on my part. I like her, shes really pretty in my book and she dances too. Shes into salsa and I'm into swing. I look forward to calling her tonight and yet am more reserved that I used to be. She says I have lots of energy on phone and that I sound like a news or sportscaster on cell..LOL! Yea I always get excited when I talk to someone I really like.

Her questions are so different than other woman's. Hers are about me and how they make me feel. At first I was like wtf? are you a shrink? then when she told me what she does helping out her community service through her church, it all made sense. I'm about to start dating a really sexy "Church Lady"! Lol yea I was stunned how deep the church follows me and always talks in its life altering ways. She has a couple of older daughters, shes 38 and, "oh well tattered heart, lets hand the ticket to the man at the wheel and go for a spin again"!

Monday, June 22, 2009

Not weird.... really

Vicente Fernandez
Estos Celos lyrics


Te miré, estabas tan...bonita tan sensual
Te imaginé ajena y me hizo mal
Aaay aaay amor...aaay aaay que dolor
Que tal te comprendí
Contigo tenía todo y lo perdí

Te miré, con tu melena al viento y tu mirar
Al raz de tu escote, tu lunar
Aaay aaay amor...aaay aaay que dolor
Hoy muero de pensar
Que no voy a hacer yo
Al que vas amar

Estos celos me hacen daño, me enloquecen
Jamás aprenderé a vivir sin tí
Lo peor es que muy tarde comprendí si si
Contigo tenía todo y lo perdí
Contigo tenía todo y lo perdí

Te miré, me confundió el llanto que rodó
Surgió una esperanza...pero no
Nooo ya no hay amor, nooo y allí fue mi error
Y hoy muero de pensar
Que no voy a hacer yo al que vas amar

Estos celos me hacen daño, me enloquecen
Jamás aprenderé a vivir sin tí
Lo peor es que muy tarde comprendí si si
Contigo tenía todo y lo perdí
Contigo tenía todo y lo perdí

Just do it!


30 to go and a new chapter in my life to unfold...

Thanks Doll!


That was really sweet and loving thanks kid!

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Its done, Next!!!!!!!!

Well this creature will never destroy lives again, will it? <-- (raises demons head to screen and nods a reassuring vigorous no) I am so back man this flu was just an annoyance for a couple days, but it dragged me to great depths of introspective. One point I even remembered "T" Girls admonishment that I am no one to take over Gods Justice. Shes right, but I ain't taking over lol am acting on His indirect word through Rome, so I ain't just some loose cannon in NO-HO. This animal had boxes of kiddie porn in his basements, but the real prize.... HE WAS A DISTRIBUTOR OF IT. I HAVE HIS ENTIRE MAILING LIST ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now, now reader I ain't a cruel monster, the gift for Lucifer's spawn for providing me this incredible trove of future countless debased treasures?.Rolf these animals will never know how I found them LOL!! Yes for this prize of a 1000 delights I let the souless creature gesture to an immediate death. Am I not merciful?, am I not magnificent?, Do I not revel in the light of Gods smile!!!!!! Heheh yea I kinda think I do, am the tigers smile and all that too. Not only that dear Diary, but am now down to 180 lbs I think am ready to try size 32 pants this week lmao!!!!!!!!!!! 2 months to go to bring it down to 150lbs LOL!


Lyrics to Te Amo :
Nanana nananananana nanana nanana

Ella todavia me llama yo no tengo la culpa
Que no me halla olvidado
Espera por favor no te vayas analiza
Y escucha lo que tengo que decir

Si tu supieras cuanto yo a ti te amo,
Y estar contigo es lo que me hace mas feliz,
Ella no es nada solo fue un triste pasado,
Te amo te amo te amooo… (2x)

Quiciera entender por que motivo no me puedes creer
Si yo yo soy hombre de una sola mujer
Te lo he demostrado en mi forma de ser tienes que creer,
No puedo acepta que dudes de toda mi fidelidad,
Y ahora me grites que yo a ti te engaño, por que no es verdad,

Si tu supieras cuanto yo a ti te amo,
Y estar contigo es lo que me hace mas feliz,
Ella no es nada solo fue un triste pasado,
Te amo te amo te amooo… (2x)

No dejemos que muera el amor,
No dejemos que el fuego se apague (2x)

Si tu supieras cuanto yo a ti te amo,
Y estar contigo es lo que me hace mas feliz,
Ella no es nada solo fue un triste pasado,
Te amo te amo te amooo… (2x)

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Lol, am knee deep in it so fucking what


Problem with a prick like me I fall in love so dam easily man. Right now I have a torch for a beauty in San Diego, but I can never let her know that. Since that's the case, I date, live by the hard earned creed of Feed em and Fuck em. After "T" Girl , I don't believe a gawd-dam thing a woman says man except for one babe deep in San Diego, for her I would cut your eyes out in a fucking second bro. Having said that, have a great weekend!

Shake it, shake it

Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah
Show 'em how we do it now
Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah
Show 'em how we do it now, show 'em how we do it now

Let show the world we can dance
Bad enough to strut our stuff
The music gives us a chance
We do more out on the floor

Groovin' loose or heart to heart
We put in motion every single part
Funky sounds wall to wall
We're bumpin' booties, havin' us a ball, y'all

Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah
Show 'em how we do it now
Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah
Show 'em how we do it now

We got the rhythm tonight
All the rest know we're the best
Our shadows crash in the light
Twistin', turnin', we keep burnin'

Shake it high or shake it low
We take our bodies where they wanna go
Feel that beat, never stop
Oh, hold me tight, spin me like a top

Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah
Show 'em how we do it now
Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah
Show 'em how we do it now

There's nothing more that I'd like to do
Than take the floor and dance with you
Keep dancin', let's keep dancin'

Shake it, shake it
Shake it, shake it

Groovin' loose or heart to heart
We put in motion every single part
Funky sounds wall to wall
We're bumpin' booties, havin' us a ball, y'all

Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah
Show 'em how we do it now
Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah

Show 'em how we do it now, yeah
Shake it
Show 'em how we do it now, yeah
Shake it, shake it

Shake it
Doo, doo, doo, whoa
Shake it
Doo, doo, doo, whoa

Shake your groove thing
Shake your groove thing

Show 'em how we do it now, let's get on down
Show 'em how we do it now, show 'em how we do it now, ooh
Ooh
Show 'em how we do it now, shake your groove thing

Shake it, shake it
Shake it, shake it, a bumpin' booty, now
Shake it, shake it
Shake it, shake it, a little freaky now
Shake it, shake it
A shake it, shake it, a do it to it y'all

In Your Eyes



"In Your Eyes"


love I get so lost, sometimes
days pass and this emptiness fills my heart
when I want to run away
I drive off in my car
but whichever way I go
I come back to the place you are

all my instincts, they return
and the grand facade, so soon will burn
without a noise, without my pride
I reach out from the inside

in your eyes
the light the heat
in your eyes
I am complete
in your eyes
I see the doorway to a thousand churches
in your eyes
the resolution of all the fruitless searches
in your eyes
I see the light and the heat
in your eyes
oh, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light
the heat I see in your eyes

love, I don't like to see so much pain
so much wasted and this moment keeps slipping away
I get so tired of working so hard for our survival
I look to the time with you to keep me awake and alive

and all my instincts, they return
and the grand facade, so soon will burn
without a noise, without my pride
I reach out from the inside

in your eyes
the light the heat
in your eyes
I am complete
in your eyes
I see the doorway to a thousand churches
in your eyes
the resolution of all the fruitless searches
in your eyes
I see the light and the heat
in your eyes
oh, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light,
the heat I see in your eyes
in your eyes in your eyes
in your eyes in your eyes
in your eyes in your eyes

Friday, June 19, 2009

Midnight Rambler...wow


Think I'm at that stage in my life that I start dating movie stars or celebrity women LOL omg lol man!

(m. jagger/k. richards)

Did you hear about the midnight rambler
Everybody got to go
Did you hear about the midnight rambler
The one that shut the kitchen door

He dont give a hoot of warning
Wrapped up in a black cat cloak
He dont go in the light of the morning
He split the time the cockrel crows

Talkin about the midnight gambler
The one you never seen before
Talkin about the midnight gambler
Did you see him jump the garden wall
Sighin down the wind so sadly
Listen and youll hear him moan
Talkin about the midnight gambler
Everybody got to go

Did you hear about the midnight rambler
Well, honey, its no rock n roll show
Well, Im talkin about the midnight gambler
Yeah, everybody got to go

Well did ya hear about the midnight gambler?
Well honey its no rock-in roll show
Well Im talking about the midnight gambler
The one you never seen before

Oh dont do that, oh dont do that, oh dont do that
Dont you do that, dont you do that (repeat)
Oh dont do that, oh dont do that

Well you heard about the boston...
Its not one of those
Well, talkin bout the midnight...sh...
The one that closed the bedroom door
Im called the hit-and-run raper in anger
The knife-sharpened tippie-toe...
Or just the shoot em dead, brainbell jangler
You know, the one you never seen before

So if you ever meet the midnight rambler
Coming down your marble hall
Well hes pouncing like proud black panther
Well, you can say i, I told you so
Well, dont you listen for the midnight rambler
Play it easy, as you go
Im gonna smash down all your plate glass windows
Put a fist, put a fist through your steel-plated door

Did you hear about the midnight rambler
Hell leave his footprints up and down your hall
And did you hear about the midnight gambler
And did you see me make my midnight call

And if you ever catch the midnight rambler
Ill steal your mistress from under your nose
Ill go easy with your cold fanged anger
Ill stick my knife right down your throat, baby
And it hurts!

Thursday, June 18, 2009

LOL DUDES!


Rofl guys, unless your like a James Bond or a Navy Seal.. Just content yourself that you saw a really pretty, considerate, brilliant Author and Young Woman on my humble blog today.


Yea Got Flu,but Monster is Grounded!

Rofl got the dam flu and a fever of 102 LOL!, man been years! Before I got home drove by this pricks house, little fucker has been charged with molesting 3 kids. So I shredded his tires, he wont be leaving soon and the little bastard will meet Lucifer on Sunday LMAO FATHERS DAY, TELL ME I DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR LMAO I dare ya tell me....

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Lol whats Wrong Dude!?

Lol man, "Indovino che tipi o almeno me possiamo essere così cane come e scummy". I picked up this flock of beauties at skinnys last night and though the girl to my right likes me... Am way into the babe in red, Marrissa. Shes only 20 and her Sister, Candice to my right is 25. LOL man I ain't a dirty old man lmao ok maybe a little!!!!! Rofl think I'm giving myself Heimlich maneuvers or some kind of spastic attack lmao.

An update though on this post. 8:18 June 18,09 was a little hungover next day when I mmsed this pic to Efrain he never got it and I was like wtf? My MOM just sent me a text with the pic attached OMG I love this woman so much. She wrote "APPARENTLY mejio, one woman at a time is no longer enough for you. Please used protection and don't get hiv or something". Wow man Moms..... Also to those that are on same list as me. I just got moved up to next month to Get Biblical Tortures delivered right to my eager so ever eager to learn "new thangs" hands :)

Will post at Tonys site all the easy to do weekend stuff. Lets see what the Discovery Channel can do? ROFL!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

LETS GET THIS SHIT RIGHT K?

I don't give a fuck if you lie, steal or scam others for a living or its just your thing, but mother fucker you harm a child, so much as make him or her cry and as God is my witness and on my fucking eyes I will bury you alive and hear you scream all night under the ground. GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look at this mother fucker all tied up in front of me, he actually wrote me a check for 6 figures to let him go, for fun and I guess casue I'm broke and this fucking restaurant is taking everything goddamn coin I have, I let him........... ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL what a asshole I am huh lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You should have seen him Sandy, fuck am so drunk hes in my apartment baby. I wish you cou7d see me baby and see what the fuck I am. You would be so proud that a monster Like this animal will die so painfully baby, so fucking horrifically. yet lmao no cop or fed can stop me LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok lets make him feel he wrote the check to freedom and to life k? ROFLLLLLLLLL OMFG HE so happy ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. Ok here is where I eaern my place my in Hell.... ( Insert horrific scream AS monster sees his lifes blood drain into my Cheetos bag) ROFL!!!!!!!!!! NEVER FUCK WITH A MAN WHOSE HEART HAS BEEN BROKEN. ROFL am makinging him repeat his banking routing number as he dies OMFG I LOVE MYSELF OMFG LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Womans Hold over Man is Awesome.


Andrea:
Somos novios
Pues los dos sentimos mutuo amor profundo
Y con eso ya ganamos lo más grande
De este mundo

Nos amamos, nos besamos
Como novios
Nos deseamos y hasta a veces
Sin motivo, sin razón
Nos enojamos

Christina:
Somos novios
Mantenemos un cariño limpio y puro
Como todos
Procuramos el momento más oscuro

Both:
Para hablarnos
Para darnos el más dulce de los besos
Recordar de qué color son los cerezos
Sin hacer mas comentarios
Somos novios

Christina:
Ohh ooh ooh, ohh yeah

Both:
It's just impossible

Nos amamos, nos besamos
Como novios
Nos deseamos y hasta a veces
Sin motivo, sin razón

Andrea:
Nos enojamos

Christina:
Sin motivo, sin razón

Andrea:
Somos novios

Both:
Mantenemos un cariño

Andrea:
Limpio y puro

Christina:
Yeah

Andrea:
Como todos

Christina:
Como todos

Andrea:
Procuramos

Both:
El momento más oscuro

Christina:
Ohh yeah

Para hablarnos
Para darnos el más dulce de los besos
Recordar de qué color son los cerezos
Sin hacer mas comentarios

Andrea:
Somos novios

Christina:
Somos novios

Andrea:
Siempre novios

Christina:
Ooh

Both:
Somos novios

Monday, June 15, 2009

Seize the Day!!!!!!!!!

Life man fucking rocks!

If I lead, follow me
If I die, avenge me
If I retreat, kill me
God have Mercy on my Enemies!

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Natalie I think I love you?

Its like 11:30 or something like that and Natalie is hunting with me again OMFG!!!!!!!!!!! Is this really happening?????????? This girl fears nothing or anybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG I think I'm falling for her hardcore, never known such liberation or friendship with anyone. I told her that "T" Girl was just a chick that I had thing for awhile ago and that it was over really before it even started. Natalie was like you still love her?, my answer was the truth and, I said no. Amazing how just a few months ago "T"Girl was the center of my universe and now she was just a "chick"? lol man. Either its a guy survive thing or I'm just a cold hearted bastard. Guess the point of it is loneliness is best dealt with a woman in your bed at night. Natalie and I humped like little bunnies all day and ate at my place some crap I cooked for us. I have a thing for a girl's smile when your on top of her.

It blows me away when a babe smiles at you. So Natalie looks at me today and asks, you got any bad blood nearby? LOL man I couldn't stop lolling my ass off and told her its a COMPLETE JEWISH HOOD. We couldn't stop lolling for like an hour. Now baby and I are hunting for NAZI MEAT ROFL!!!!! ROFL if your a a Nazi ROFL, man did you pick a real bad day to harass or try to kill a JEW. Guess what Nazi let me introduce you to my future WIFE let me introduce you my dead little Nazi to Hell!!!!! Lets Ride BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AM DONE BLOGGING LETS POST PICS OF THE HUNT! AWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Natalie Wow Baby!


Ya know what guys? If a girl really wants ya then she can show it too, right? LOL. Well have been so busy have kinda of ignored my duties of Justice. Since the "Lure" Post I've just chilled, instead focused on making "El Puesto" take off and well just ignoring my vows to "St. Peter"! Example: Last week, I've gotten the "email" like a few others of a certain fucking Priest that's been slave trading immigrant kids back over the border at Tijuana, Mexico. Vatican figured after what I did to the "Lure" I would be all over this Demon from Hell.

Well Goddamn it like I wrote back, "hey bros I ain't Bruce Wayne AKA Batman! I got to work or I'll get evicted, lose water,gas, electricity and host of other bills". The answer from the Walls of Silence was basically"whatever"? You would think that when you lose your Soul to the future depths of Hell not to mention your conscience, that you would care less about doing your Vow to God and Man. Yet it would weigh heavy on me daily. Until this morning, lmao has taken me all day to get over the "scare" of this morning even for a fucker like me, ROFL!

I woke to find the head of that evil priest all shaved, prepped to be iced and shipped off to Rome, right next to my face. LMAO Talk about MORNING BREATH k? LMAO! I came out flying from my bed with sword in hand ready to fight for my life like never before. Instead I found Natalie with her back to me looking at my reflection from my bedroom closet mirror. She said with the smallest whisper with my blade of life denied just inches from her sweet precious throat, gawd I get all choked up just remembering her eyes when she asked, whose "T" Girl"?

Friday, June 12, 2009

What a Freaking Life Man!


Wow man.... I have turned into a freaking flirt and I can't help myself LOL. I feel my day was a waste if I don't come home with a sweet girls number in my pocket, lol didn't say I was a player... just a flirt. Yea I know other dudes come home with a new woman every night, but I ain't that kind of guy, gawd I hope I don't turn into one of those slugs. I doubt I will, am more a quality versus quantity guy. See I don't know if I'm doing right, but I never intend to have my heart broken by another woman like "T" Girl. Never want to fall so in love again, it hurt so bad man.

Example: Denise my neighbor, yesterday found me flirting with the mail carrier, right near my mailbox, its not like I was hiding anything. I have a thing for nice toned long legs like Jenny's. ..wow man. Jenny s walks miles all day long carrying mail. So after I snag Jenny's number on my cell and LOL have learned when I take a number, I just add it right there to my contacts and test it by calling the babe am getting it from lol. I used to take them down by pen but always wrong, guess I was nervous. Denise met me back at my door after seeing us and getting her mail. I was like OMG (Tone=angry face or attitude) again??? She asks me Honey is this how its going to be with you? Always on the hunt for a new girl? I just stood there wondering what to say or do.

All I could do was smile and say Doll yea, until I fall for a woman, yea this is how its going to be for me and I offer no apologies. She shoots back like a rifle with sorry can't make it to our date on Sunday, family thingy, I was like no problem, but Darling we have lived just a few feet from each other for couple months now and well lets be friends ok? She was like yea, yea and closed her door. Am sure player or hell maybe a better guy would have said something to make this situation go his way. I just don't care anymore man. If a girl likes me fine lets get the party started, but if shes going to get on my ass and starting biting me forget it man. Don't care if shes in her 30's, pretty and living just feet away from me. NO MORE TONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Onto a bright note: I was given my honoree "gang banger" name? ROFL See a couple months ago. I got into a physical "debate" with a local gang in Van Nuys, had just finishing having a phone argument/breakup with "T" girl so I went looking for a massive fight. Instead made friends with a gang and they brought my belligerent drunk ass home. ROFL they used to call me Uncle Fausto LMAO!! now my name is Frogger, froggy, el sapo. So why name lmao? Frogger = I'm Always ready to JUMP into a fight. I was touched by the name and affection. Even got a black jacket as a birthday gift with their colors and my gang name embroidered on it all chunty and gang like. So whats in it for them being friends with a dude like me? LMAO If I told you lmao man you wouldn't fucking believe it so no reason to even try to explain.

Dear Dairy, even though am having a great time, its like I feel I'm a Citizen without a Country, a Father without a Family, a Husband without a Soulmate, a Man without a best friend. Then a pretty girl smiles, winks or shakes her little ass at me and there I go off like a Pepe Le Pew. LMAO I don't care if I make a fool out of myself or how others see me. I just care bout getting that number and watching her eyes, as I play my best game on her quest. If we dance that's the bestest thing I love. I love dancing I'll do that for hours at a club. I can't think of anything that comes close to dancing with a girl that likes it too. Jesus man its everything to me!!!! Since Denise canceled am heading to a club and just going to dance until I drop on Sunday :)

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Happy Birthday My Prince!


I love you my Son! you make my life complete and I'll always love you my Boy! That sword is worth more than my car! enjoy :) and always remember. The strength of God flows in your little tiny veins. Use it wisely my Prince.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Pouring Women?


WTF MAN!!!!!!!! :) Do I LOOK DIFFERENT? LMAO! ok so I get home last night am a little tired from the from El Puesto. Figure I would walk a little or maybe dance in bedroom and lift weights lol, yea exciting life. I hear knocking on door figure its Efrain and wants to party. LOL NOPE! its my neighbor and GAWD DAM Shes HOT! Never seen her like this or maybe I never noticed, but she asks to borrow some sugar. I said sure come in, she was like I rather not disturb you and your girlfriend. I chuckled and said sorry Doll no girlfriends anymore just lady friends that pass by say hi and dance a little. She gave me this look like wtf does that mean. I ask her you dance swing? She nodded no and I smiled hehehe. Ten minutes later I had her swinging on my dance floor and the little honey has incredible waist moves. We hung out for an hour or so dancing and talking. I didn't want to push it, but she did. Sunday at my place for dinner and dancing, lmao man she lives like 18 inches next door LOL! Natalie, Anita, and now "neighbor" learned her real name, all this time been calling her by her sister's name. "T" Girl was right I needed to date more and I don't think I'll be settling down anytime soon. Like babe said last time am an Alley Cat....Meow

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

OMG Anita Called me and I melted.

About two months ago after "T" Girl accessed my cell call log and called Anita to ask her who the hell she was. WOW man that wasn't an awkward moment at all. Well in a way it didn't matter as I felt "T" Girl had dumped me already and I was clueless why she had driven to meet me when we both knew it was over. I think "T" Girl was da bomb and all that, but Anita was a family friend of decades and she deserved better than my St. Peter denials in front of "T". Yup Anita also dumped my ass for acting like I didn't know who she was when "T" called her. Rofl man wtf!! am new to all this bullshit regarding dateing and stuff. Yet I know my babes though. I hoped Anita would call me back and forgive me and heheh she did much to my happiness.

Yea I went out with Anita few times after "T" Girl dumped my ass LOL! Wow man Anita rocks man she can dance like ginger rogers and her sense of style and composure rocks man. She sang at Skinnys and we danced and drank all night. Anita I never knew you could be so seductive and yet so aloof like a beauty from a story that one reads and tries to forget as he knows he can never find a real woman like the one in story. Yet I found you Anita and I fucking don't know what to do. Between Natalie and you I have no idea what to do man. Tonight when you called me I was in the middle of something that well, was lets say life ending for a certain asshole, yet I put his soul down to talk to you. Lol Woman you had me in peals of laughter as you told me about your day lmao girl. Your voice is the sexiest I've ever heard and the stuff you say is so goddamn poignant. I think I get the A- rabs and Mormons now. Its so hard just to love one women, fuck man you want to love and to tell you the truth it really is possible to love as strong one as it is to love a few at same time. Why shouldn't we men get that chance? After all ladies we're ready to die for you and yours. Is it not Women and children first on the high seas? It was on the last carnival crusie I took. We men should have the right to have more than one wife, more than one true love, more than one girlfriend and more than one best friend. Hheheh ...just saying...

Monday, June 8, 2009

My Twitter is Vibrating!

From our Twitter account lol!

Heheh Natalie and I just got back from the hunt lmao we're dripping man with the liquids of Justice! LOL!!!!!!!!!

Natalie, kid I think I'm falling for ya...... <3 Lets Dance Baby ^_-
WE GOT HALF THESE MOVES DOWN!
GAWDAM IS THIS REALLY GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME AGAIN!

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Is She The One?



Wow man
today Natalie and I surfed for half the day off Malibu. If you had told me last year that I wouldn't be going to Rome this summer and instead choose to bounce off surfing small waves off the west coast, I would have told ya to fuck off lmao. I had the best time ever today!!! We rode small crap, but man it didn't matter we rode man, we rode em. We kissed and made out like teens at pier and tossed a Frisbee off the waves for a bit. Dam man I think I'm falling for this girl. Why I can't be stoic when it comes to pretty women I have no clue, but goddamn its a great feeling to walk with a girl on the beach and shes holding onto your arm man. Natalie drove the BMW as we headed up sunset. I asked you trust me? She was like hmm?

I stepped gently on her foot and pushed the car to 110 around Temesacal canyon. She turned to look at me and said you want trust? She took her hands off steering wheel, lmao I fucking freaked and took over almost lost it, but I was too happy and we slowed down. I turned radio full blast asked her to step out of car and in middle of street in front of Bel air gates for 1 minute we danced together while cars honked at us not angrily, but in love support and we smiled, waved back and danced for a little bit more. The song we danced to is below. After "T" Girl I swore to never love a women again, I think I failed, this woman makes me freak out at the possibilities bout a partner for life.

Beautiful Day Lyrics
by U2
The heart is a bloom
Shoots up through the stony ground
There's no room
No space to rent in this town

You're out of luck
And the reason that you had to care
The traffic is stuck
And you're not moving anywhere

You thought you'd found a friend
To take you out of this place
Someone you could lend a hand
In return for grace

It's a beautiful day
Sky falls, you feel like
It's a beautiful day
Don't let it get away

You're on the road
But you've got no destination
You're in the mud
In the maze of her imagination

You love this town
Even if that doesn't ring true
You've been all over
And it's been all over you

It's a beautiful day
Don't let it get away
It's a beautiful day

Touch me
Take me to that other place
Teach me
I know I'm not a hopeless case

See the world in green and blue
See China right in front of you
See the canyons broken by cloud
See the tuna fleets clearing the sea out
See the Bedouin fires at night
See the oil fields at first light
And see the bird with a leaf in her mouth
After the flood all the colors came out

It was a beautiful day
Don't let it get away
Beautiful day

Touch me
Take me to that other place
Reach me
I know I'm not a hopeless case

What you don't have you don't need it now
What you don't know you can feel it somehow
What you don't have you don't need it now
Don't need it now
Was a beautiful day

Saturday, June 6, 2009

OMFG SHE JUST LEFT!!

I SENT THIS EMAIL BELOW ABOUT A WEEK AGO. Last night I was feeling really blue man. I used to hang out with "T" Girl on Friday for almost two months. So I was tired man we just had stored most of bought food in freezers and was ready to crash when I finished my previous post. When Natalie called, she wanted to know if I was ok and if I was going on rounds. Told her no too tired and kinda sad, so I let her know I would be hitting the sack in a few. She was like ok later dude lol. Rofl I always bust me up when she calls me dude. I met her at our gathering place. I say bout 2-3 weeks after "T" Girl and I broke up. Of course we have Lady Knights or as we call them "Gentle Tornadoes",but I've never seen one of our kind mingle with their side of the hall.

Figured it was protocol and not to mention they are some of the scariest women you'll ever meet. Yet I bumped into Natalie at soda/wine bar near our side. I was floored on how pretty she was. Yellow layered golden eyes with green specks in them, red hair and lots of freckles. So I ask her as a joke, "you come here often"? We both died laughing. Its funny cause when we gather we usually have on our person some fleshy or bony keepsake of the devils spawn that we sent back to Hell.

Natalie's into "ears", she says she if you hold one her "ears", (lmao she has a bracelet of dried ears lol man women!) against yours, you can hear the waves of the oceans of Hell wash over the damned. She was right, you could hear billions of souls screaming, its was kinda of soothing though. So we talked shop for about an hour and somehow, I drifted to how I was heartbroken over "T" Girl and the loss it meant to me. When I showed Natalie "T" Girls pic she laughed and turned to me with the most coldest eyes and said never bring the Innocent into our world. She gave me her cell and email, hell man she had it on business card. I found her most impressive. I called her that night when I got home and we talked for a while. I've been calling her ever since until today or rather last night.

When I gave "T" Girl a an extra key to my apartment I really never thought twice about it, friend told me I had done a huge mistake as now the girl would always be be able to catch with me someone else. Lol I don't play that game, If I go with you its only you. When "T" Girl gave me the key back I was shattered man, just fucking heartbroken, lol why go figure, but I was. Well its must have been like 3:00 am I had just done some naughty things, heheh really naughty things that week. I was tired and sleeping early. I wake up and I know someone is in bed with me.

You ever go through that? ROFL!!! I guarantee you will freak the FUCK OUT OK! Yet your hit by perfume and the feeling no fear or anger is needed. I reached out and touched the body that had my bedspread around them. She turned and for a minute I was so sure it was "T" Girl. It wasn't, it was Natalie. I was so happy man!! She smiled and stroked her fingers on my nose and asked,"want me to leave"? I laughed so hard and shouted, "are you nuts" Please stay.!

She did and wow man!! We made love allot and stuff that I couldn't do before, I can now do LOL!, we fed the homeless in LA together, but much more importantly much more importantly!! WE HUNTED TOGETHER. OMFG you have no idea how that feels. What my ex and I did was child's play compared to what Nat and I can do now. Her "thang" are bear traps. ROFL MAN CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT?????????? Have you ever seen a child defiler get a bear trap sprung onto "its" face? OMG you have not lived Dear Friend until you see that shit..its a beautiful thing.
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Email below I sent to one of my kind that I may be falling for, but this time am taking my dam time lol.

Wow last night sweetheart you spoke to me at probably my hardest and most desolate moment in my life. Nothing to do with finances as its all break even here, but in a personal moment between my ex wife and kids. This week has been the hardest since I buried my marriage months ago and everyday you have cast your magical sunlight through my darkest clouds and brought Grace and courage to my daily struggle with this horrible pain of saying goodbye to my family Natalie. I'll never forget you for this kindness on your part. You gained nothing from it and did it so freely and lovingly its your way. To me your friendship is the most important thing I have left or would want to have. If I told you I wanted to date you it was sincere, but even though I know I'm out of your league in so many inadequate ways, I offer an all consuming love that takes you whole without questions and always stays true. That's all I know what to offer Natalie in return for what you have done for me.

Last night, I haven't laughed like that in years. You are the kindest woman I've ever met even with your most acute critique you have this incredibly vocabulary that can take a cruel and expected remark and turn it into a backward compliment of a generous and human kind. Many women could learn so much from you baby. I saw you in a very different light last night. I don't mean it as a patient thanking a Doctor for helping him through a bad time. Nah it was I saw what a wonderful human and woman,mother you really are. I feel a better man and a stronger one for knowing you now Natalie. I waited until this morning to write this email to you as I didn't want you to think it was a drunken maudlin induced afterthought. I laughed so hard at you figuring out my lets eat at beach to compare food ruse lmao man your too much! My car died just now so am waiting for freaking mechanic to wake up lmao. anyways young lady you have a great weekend and thanks again for everything. I stand at your Command my Princess.
Your Once and Future King

Part 2 of Thursdays post.

So we see the headless lady on freeway floor sprawled out, my ex wife noticed and I would like to say, have found that many women aside from my former wife and my last girl friend who was exceptionally observant. Women have incredible eyes for details that really count and more women should be homicide detectives. Anyways "the EX WIFE" LOL! she noticed the neck as we passed it looked to clean and she was right no blood and what I remember is how the neck folds that used to be attached to such a pretty head, a head that was coming up on lane was so velvety smooth and so gently rounded.

Well the head was that of a pretty women lipstick still shinny. Really nice hair do considering but like wife said, "look at her eyes and the fear". See most folks don't know, but when you die, not always I guess, but your eyes will focus on the last thing you see so if your scared your eyes will be wide open and frighted, if happy, you get the idea. Again now thinking of this backwards like I see where this crappy slow motion thing came from when shit happens to me. I grab wife and yell call the cops the guy that did it is on overpass looking at the shit below. She spots him she calls 911 the dude sees me jumping out of car, hell traffic has literally stopped and am pointing to him on top of over pass he smiles makes a gun sign at me and takes his sweet time getting into a white truck a small truck, it was a refrigerated truck, wife remembers that detail later. The fucker leaves all slow like no rush. Well court we call the cops from house and I'll give my ex wife her due the little bitch was persistent. She called a few homicide and watch commanders on this incident. Conses it was ruled a suicide and no witness reported seeing anything different.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Lol ok here it is.

Keep refreshing as I hit publish every minutes as I add to this post for others sake.

Well its time. Tomorrow is Friday and its been a while since I've gone out and flirted with or dated a beauty. Doubt I'll dance at skinny's, now that I know our kind has own place to hang out. Mostly the women at our place are hmm how do you say this, lol like, Holy Groupies? Really no fun in that is there. They have they're own agenda and mission. Besides I never liked "yes" people much, I like my women like "T" Girl, all spunky and full of fight. lol yea can lead to a broken heart like in my case, but wow in that time I loved a woman of such caliber that few men can ever dream of let alone actually hold in your arms. Haven't done this in a while, but this morning I stopped in to check in on a group of dear friends I knew over 27 years ago. Well couple still around the rest have passed on.

They usually don't live long, but I was so fucking happy to see Maggie and Sally. I can't post a pic of them or really I won't, as people are so dam cruel. We talked about old times and how this generation is better cause of new pre natal screening of birth defects. See S&M are what you would callously call two headed, but in my presence if you value your tongue, you will bow to them and call them my twins.

Lol we danced a little to remember the old times when my cousin Frank and I found the troop of a family when I was 16 and tripping on acid lmao you can fucking imagine what my cousin and I went through that night ROFL! Aww fuck it I'll tell ya bout it as S&M have a laptop and they can correct my post if I leave anything out lmao what a night that was!!!!! Now before I go on let me tell you something that maybe if you have lived long enough can understand. The fucking CITY Government police departments lie to you. Not out of an evil reason but for a real considerate one. Why the fuck panic you for something you can't do a dam thing about anyway. example!~

Hmm
,bout nine years am driving ex wife now and a hot little secretary Marianne to la court to testify against some jerk off anyways around Griffith gold course off 5 freeway southbound traffic comes to a hurtling stop I mean we almost all wrecked many did though. Little benders no biggie. Reason a woman had been thrown off a freeway overpass down to freeway heading north on the 5. I remember as we inch through how we freaked when we saw head of woman just lying there and some dude going to his trunk and getting a blanket, My ex wife and I saw the body there lying on freeway all traffic had come to a stop and all I could say was oh my fucking God I see the fucker on top over pass. This dude was looking right at me and with sunglasses and just smiling as I pointed at him from our window. My wife was whimpering and Marianne was crying pretty loud. (rest continued bbl am ready for walk:)

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Wednesdays ..Tread Lightly


lalamelody:

"your recent tweets are beautiful..whom ever she is..must move you deeply"


Thank you Melody. She was so much of a Goddess, I went insane with love, lust and jealousy.

Now that I have taken my place among the heavens as myself again. I turn and realize I lost her...

Desperate pleas of a life to be taken move me not, but the memory of this woman haunts me every minute of the day. Sometimes I sit here laughing at wall on how could she have affected me in such a drastic way. A man with a black soul like mine should actually toss this heartache without so much as a yawn, yet I lay awake night going over how many times I could have said the right thing instead of the wrong.



Tuesday, June 2, 2009

My Daughter Loves Me :)



Baby This is "the" blog love. Darling you are my firstborn and my blood of blood. You have no reason to apologize to me baby. I taught you how to defend yourself and your mom. I'm your daddy baby, you do nothing wrong in my eyes. Your tears of last night make me confess to you here, what I think you and my Son already know. All that stuff you found in the garage safe, yes its mine. I did all those things while in Europe.

Although, you feel you can love me better or understand me more now. Lol my princess you stay in college, you can join my quest when you graduate ok? I won't let you ride me with until then baby. As far as Mom no sweetheart with the greatest of sadness for you and my Son I tell you here I can't go back to her, she cheated on me, but more importantly, she threw Gods grace away on a whim. I know, I hinted on phone otherwise, I was so happy to hear from you I would have said anything to keep you on the line. Jimmy already picked up my letters from Rome at your house, even though he had no permission from your Mom to enter our grounds. I gave it to him and Mom said ok. The Photos with the the Pope and me, I give to you my Princess. From now on you'll understand who I was, Who I have become and who I will die as.

Daughter of Daughters when you came out on Cruise ship years ago and told us you were Gay..Lmao I still remember your mom that night calling mental hospitals from ships balcony to forcibly intern you. LMAO baby I remember holding her over the balcony and told her that if you were harmed in anyway for your choices by her she would fucking die. That's her tied to chair on balcony, the pic you emailed me thinking was someone else lol I had her spend the whole night out there lmao. ROFL remember the huge ass fight we had at the Castle in Sicily? Mom and I? ROFL it was about her being tied up night before lmao man!!

Baby yes its true though, there was a time long ago that I would done anything and did do for your Mom. She was the love of my life. Now I have turned my back on any hopes of a relationship with another woman. I've been told our kind, can no longer love freely nor can we proffer equality among our lady friends. LOL darling guess like they said, "we're hardcore Macho Men" ROFL!! In other words we die alone, unnoticed and unloved. I was taken in by the Order not because of my can do attitude, baby no, I was taken in because I love what I do.

Until we speak again my Sweet Immortal Princess. PS Now you know why Men in the Grey Suits always followed you guys around Rome when I would take off with cheesy explanations to do this and that. LOL remember when Robby cornered one of them in a gelatio shop? lmao your mom went all grizzly on the poor dude. ROFL! I miss you guys so badly baby.